This Is The Only Makeup Setting Spray That Works, Sorry.

 


this is the only makeup setting spray that works, sorry.

WHAT: The POREfessional: Super Setter Pore-Minimizing Setting Spray

WHY: Not entirely sure if we’re the only ones, but by 2pm, it’s almost like we didn’t even put makeup on that morning.

It’s all slipped off our faces.

Perhaps that’s actually some cosmic sign that all makeup is the devil and we should just put down the highlighter and let our natural and unique beauty shine through and stop giving our hard earned dollars to a 500 BILLION dollar annual industry that seeks only to make us feel diminished so that we’ll keep buying their stupid products. 

But……we still love makeup. Soooooo we’re still going to wear it. 

But it feels like such a waste of time and money to painstakingly apply our concealer in just the right place and our blush exactly where it lifts our face only to look at ourselves in the mirror in the afternoon and literally see nothing remain. Is it just us?! Are we just weirdly greasy? Maybe this isn’t your ish, but if it is, oh man, have we found the dream product for you. 

Enter: The POREfessional: Super Setter Pore-Minimizing Setting Spray

Is the name cutesy? Yes. Does it seem like maybe it’s for Gen Z and not us? Also yes. But please hear us out on this. 

  1. The mist is so fine that there are never big chunks or droplets when you spray (which is a bizarrely common occurrence with other setting sprays).

  2. It actually blurs our pores! Not sure how this is “possible” but it does.

  3. Because the mist is so fine, you need only a couple of squirts and you’re golden. Aka it lasts foreverrr.

  4. It comes in a little travel size! Wheee!

  5. And most importantly, it actually keeps your makeup on. For a long time. It really does. We’ve tried, oh, possibly 15 different setting sprays in the last few months and nothing, not even the fancy/expensive ones, hold a candle in terms of longevity.

So in conclusion. Don’t wear makeup if you don’t want to. It’s meaningless and you don’t need it. But if you LIKE wearing makeup, and like it to last all day without having to matte it down with some stupid powder which makes us all look like dry, wrinkled crypt-keepers, try this spray.

You’ll love it. 

PRICE: $15-$33

 
 

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