WHAT: Youth To The People
Yerba Mate Resurfacing + Exfoliating Energy Facial with Enzymes + Niacinamide
WHY: If investing in multi-step morning and evening skincare routines feels like too much of a commitment, and yet you also want the results of such a commitment while making little to no effort, then have we got a product for you.
Because you have 2 minutes. Everyone has 2 minutes.
You don’t have to “start” anything. You don’t have to “stick to” anything. You don’t have to “create a new healthy habit.” You just have to wet your face, smear this mask all over your skin, swipe through approx. 9 insta stories of people you hate, rinse, et voila! Skin of a newborn!
We don’t know what “Yerba” means because nobody does. But we do know that the papaya and pineapple extracts act as gentle enzymes that break down dead skin cells leaving you with such a baby soft visage that even your dumb husband will comment on it.
Think of it like microdermabrasion in a bottle. But one you can do at home since god knows when any of us will feel comfortable occupying the same tiny space with another human being again.
Do you need another skincare product? Eh, not really. But do you want one to both fill the hole in your life left by lack of social connection and also because anything with “instant” results is irresistible? Probably.
PRICE: $59