This Fizzy Tablet Holds The Nutrients Of An Entire Fruit And Veg Garden

 
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This Fizzy Tablet Holds The Nutrients Of An Entire Fruit And Veg Garden

WHAT: 8Greens Immunity and Energy Effervescent Tablets

WHY: The world screams to us: JUST EAT MORE GREENS! YOU’ll FEEL AMAZING! YOU’ll WANT TO GO ON EARLY MORNING HIKES! YOU’ll HONESTLY NOT EVEN CRAVE FRITOS ANYMORE! YOU’ll JUST WANT THE NATURAL GOODNESS OF SUN-SOAKED ZUCCHINI!

A. This is obviously false.

B. In a perfect world, of course we would want to hand-pluck the tender leaves of lacinato kale from its woody stem to prepare a bountiful harvest bowl full of crisp fruits and seared tofu and cranberries with a soy miso ginger dressing but we just don’t always have a spare 34-127 minutes to make dinner.

C. Enter 8 greens. Our new favorite way to continue to eat Fritos.

WE KID. Of course we kid. There is no supplement no pill no vitamin no drink no tablet that could ever replace the natural, biologically perfect design of human beings using their teeth to crunch into various, fiber-rich produce, but we will take all the help we can get as an adjunct solution for our imperfect choices in this imperfect world.

As a little surprise/delight for our morning water, we drop in this fizzy tablet, and guzzle down the vitamin and nutrient benefits of 6 oranges, 6 cups of spinach, 15 cups of broccoli, 7 cups of milk, and 3 cups of peas.

Do we notice a difference in our energy level when we forget to drop that fizzy tablet in our morning water? We do. Can we say for sure it’s “working,” whatever that means in this context? We can’t. But a bright, lemony, morning “treat” that makes us feel better, is dairy and gluten-free, and packed with spinach, kale, aloe vera, wheatgrass, blue green algae, barley grass, chlorella and spirulina?

Hardly even seems like a dilemma.

PRICE: $14 for a tube of 10 tablets.

 
 

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