WHAT: Dyson Supersonic Hair Dryer
WHY: It causes us great consternation to recommend that you spend (deep breath) four hundred dollars on a fucking hair dryer. And yet, here we are.
Because we have tried it. And we have tried many, many, many others. And the reason we’ve tried so many others is because many of us have spent our lives on an endless hunt for the perfect hair dryer, but to no avail.
We need compact, yet powerful. A long enough cord that doesn’t seize up from twisting. Hot enough to quickly do the job, but not so much that we’ll be scalded. And most importantly, we want a tool that drastically reduces the hellish, endless, painstaking task of actually drying our hair.
We tested it on curly hair, thin hair, brittle hair, frizzy hair, and all of us had a variant of the same reaction: Holy shit.
That holy shit moment can be yours for only $429.
If you’re actively gagging from the price, consider this: given the size and all the tools it comes with (a smoother, a diffuser, a concentrator), along with the potential for knowing you own the greatest hair dryer on earth, your lifelong quest, at least in the hair drying department, might be over. And you can now feel free to focus on searching the shelves of your local Target for the best olive oil. Oops, we found that, too.
PRICE: $429