Welp, The Most Comfortable, Flattering, Wireless Bra is $35 On Amazon. And It’s Spectacular.
Welp, The Most Comfortable, Flattering, Wireless Bra is $35 On Amazon. And It’s Spectacular.
WHAT: Floatley Cozy Wireless Adjustable Bra
WHY: We are not…proud of this bra discovery. It’s like one tik above saying your favorite bra is from Costco. (Have you tried? So good!)
Remember the good old days when we would wear these stiff contraptions that would hike us up to the heavens, stab at our solar plexus, and were made of the scratchiest lace known to man? We didn’t care! The more flammable the material the better! But now, on the other side of 40, the bra-qualities we look for are “must literally not feel like anything on my skin” and “if it has one ounce of underwire that pokes into my ribcage I will spiral into what can only be described as an apoplectic fit.”
And so. Today. We offer to you this sad, bland, boring, on-the-verge-of-giving-up bra. Yes. It is from Amazon. And yes, it is perfect. Let’s look together at some insanely photoshopped photos of women in this bra:
So listen. This is not your “sex” bra. This is your “I want the type of bra where I FORGET I’M EVEN WEARING IT and don’t even want to rip it off the second I walk in the door” bra. It really truly is.
Let’s walk through why it’s so good:
1. The underboob band is so unbelievably lightweight, you truly do not perceive that you’re even wearing a bra.
2. HOWEVER, that usually means there’s no lift or “hoist” if you want to be technical about it. But in this case, you feel extremely lifted but in a very comfortable, natural way.
3. The fabric itself is that sort of buttery, nylon spandex with lots of stretch, while also having lots of hold. There’s nothing scratchy and there are zero tags.
4. It contains stay-in-place pads that help to round out the boob and create light nipple coverage for t-shirts and tank tops so you can be constantly cold, as we all are, in peace!
5. They run very true to size, BUT are also extremely flexible so a few specific bra sizes can fit within the large or the extra large for example.
6. The back has wide coverage for back-fat happiness , and it doesn’t create armpit-side boob bulges either.
It’s called a “lounge bra” but because of its shape and strap length, we wear it with basically everything in our closet. Perhaps not the deepest of plunging necklines, but this brand even has a bra for THAT.
We’re almost begging you to try this bra. We bought one in every color because what it lacks in….sex appeal, we are trying to make up for in cute color appeal. But truthfully, it’s so comfortable we’d be happy wearing that gross 70s “suntan beige” color for the rest of our lives if that was all that was available. Totally worth it.
Price: $25 - $35
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