This Might Be The Most Flattering T-Shirt Of All Time
This Might Be The Most Flattering T-Shirt Of All Time
WHAT: Free People We The Free CC Tee
WHY: Are t-shirts really such an issue that we had to dedicate an entire, single article to the one we love?
For us, yes. Because the fit of most t-shirts is a, how do you say? Ah yes. Utter and total haunting pervasive daily nightmare. Let’s explore it.
1. Typically we find the arm length on a t-shirt to cut at the widest part of the upper arm. This does us no favors. Especially those of us who might have, shall we say, fleshier arms. THANKS, FASHION!
2. The torso area is so loose as to not highlight any of our curves and looks instead like a puffy yet deflated balloon.
3. The neck in typical t-shirts is often a “crew” neck which, for anyone out there who is similarly aged to the author of the very article you’re reading (cough, 44, cough), works only to exacerbate our neck rings!
4. Additionally, a crew neck works very hard to make our boobs look as stupid and mound-like as possible.
So to recap. Bifurcated arms. Balloon torso. Neck rings. Mound boobs.
Enter: the most beautiful and flattering t-shirt of all time such that when we discovered it we nearly wept openly.
Just look at this shirt:
Amazing hang. Cropped in the front so you never feel like you’re wearing a gunny sack. Hits the arm at the MOST flattering point. Rounded but loose neck. And an almost bat wing side situation that makes it especially gorgeous untucked.
Wear it over leggings, jeans, that column skirt you love that feels slightly too tight on the hip, almost anything.
The only difficult part is deciding between the colors. The white and black are of course an immediate yes. But what about the other ten? Nearly impossible.
PRICE: $38
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