WHAT: Bemz
WHY: Since we’re now spending 99% of our lives trapped in our homes, it’s only natural to begin to hate every piece of furniture that you own.
Especially all of your deeply affordable IKEA furniture, which began their lives with compelling swedish minimalism, but now just look bulky and boxy and idiotic and we hate it all.
So instead of selling everything you own on Facebook marketplace in a fit of disgust, try Bemz.
This brand specifically makes gorgeous furniture covers in lush fabrics, like velvet and linen, with a nice assortment of pretty colors. Fuck it. It’s a pandemic. Try the emerald velvet you’ve been lusting after since your senior year of college! If you hate it, you finally have your dreams realized with very little investment! Also your husband will never agree to this!
And though most of their products are made for Ikea furniture, they also offer universal cushion covers, headboards, and furniture legs if you’ve been recently eyeing those cherry wood legs on your couch with contempt. As you should.
So before you decide to burn everything you own right to the ground, try this.
WHERE: Bemz
PRICE: Varies