WHAT: Free People Super Satin Scrunchie
WHY: First, let’s be clear on the two key functions of the scrunchie:
1. The perfect tool to keep your hair off your face in a loose bun as you sleep, while promoting good hair health and happiness.
2. The perfect tool to create a big, messy bun that will look effortless and gorgeous, with a big, bandana-type scarf wrapped around it, because duh we’re not telling you to go out into the world wearing a perceptible fucking scrunchie* because we don’t care how much the “90s are back” we are still adults with some shred of dignity.
Do not waste your time searching for other scrunchies. Do not buy the sad excuses for scrunchies that they sell at target. Do not randomly choose a “pack” of scrunchies on Amazon.
Buy only the oversized satin scrunchies from Free People, and everything else will fall into place. Buy all the colors, and feel totally confident in that choice.
*of course we have gone into the world wearing a perceptible scrunchie.
PRICE: $12