Here’s Exactly How To Find Your Perfect Signature Scent…With Our 31 Favorite Perfumes Of All Time
by Audie Metcalf
IMHO, fragrance articles are doing it wrong. It’s not that we want to smell “floral” or “musky”, it’s about creating a feeling, a tone, almost like a movie. The movie of our life.
Perhaps the goal is to create an air of unspeakable confidence. Or maybe you’re looking to balance out your immense strength with something ethereal and soft. Whatever your perfect scent might be, it will become synonymous with how others feel about you in their presence, but more importantly, it will enhance all the best bits about yourself.
You will smell it in the morning as you spritz your neck, your wrists, the backs of your knees, and you’ll think to yourself yes, this is just so me, and then, mysteriously, you won’t really smell it again for the remainder of the day. Which is sort of beautiful in and of itself.
But they will.
Ok enough of this flowery writing. Let’s get down to business.
The caveat to all of this is: an article on the internet is a pretty terrible context to talk about fragrances. But until you guys all want to come to my house and have like a Tupperware party for perfume, it’ll have to do.
I’ve created some overall tones for you to potentially see yourself within, and fragrance options to achieve those tones.
strong + Beguiling
You are deeply type A. Your wild laugh is both adored and mimicked, though never fully captured. You can be caustic, but in a charming way. You’d kill a man who treats your friends shabbily.
Here’s how you should smell:
youthful + Wild
You’re the one people call when they need a kind word. You see the good in everyone. There isn’t a random dog’s paw you haven’t shook. If someone even HINTS at a road trip, you’ve already jumped in the car.
Here’s how you should smell:
effortless + CLEAN
You throw on a pair of jeans, and you’re fit to be on the cover of a 1994 J. Crew catalogue. You’re verging on irritatingly beautiful but your rapturous joy in the smallest things, like the fact that all roses smell slightly different depending on their color, means girls just can’t hate you. Your favorite drink is a Shirley Temple, you used to put actual pennies in your Penny Loafers, and you probably cut the crusts off someone’s sandwich without being asked.
Here’s how you should smell:
nostalgic + witch-forward
When you just lay your hands on another person, they instantly feel more relaxed. You know your way around the produce section, you’ll choose vintage over new any day of the week, and you, personally, are the inspiration for the adage about the type of friend you can call at 3AM when you have a flat tire.
Here’s how you should smell:
introverted + ALLURIng
You can only be bothered spending time with people if they’re more interesting than the thoughts in your head and…most of them just aren’t. You wear hats (and look great in them), and while you’re not a CHEF, you can whip up one dish that’s better than anyone else’s version of that dish, and you know you’d win a contest for it. Tea, not coffee. Cottage, not ocean. Your heart is as huge as the Grinch’s after it grew 3 sizes that day, but yours came standard.
Here’s how you should smell:
Extroverted + alluring
You never met a pair of high-waisted pants you didn’t like. Your cheese boards are legendary. Your penmanship, elite. Sometimes you worry if the idea of you is more interesting then the actual you, but you need not worry. It’s better.
Here’s how you should smell:
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