Servings: 1 | Prep Time: 3 minutes | Ingredients: 2
Read MoreAre you more of a Postmates your favorite chopped salad, or a throw together a lame salad and then Postmates a burger 30 minutes later? Maybe you’re thinking, a healthy homemade salad can only give you drool worthy, satisfaction if it has bacon and blue cheese on it. But I’m here to tell you, you don’t need it. I can feel your eye roll, but just hear me out.
Your homemade salad sucks because of these reasons.
1. Your salad is basic. It’s basic and bland because you’re buying same basic ass romaine and out of season tomatoes you’ve been grabbing since your health kick sophomore year in college.
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Read MoreMaking and packing the lunchbox. This chore is on the top of most parent’s hate list. That everyday task that’s cutting into your precious (hot) coffee drinking time, with the looming pressure that this lunchbox has to hit all the “supermom” marks. And by marks I mean, it has to be in cute shapes and cut outs that get them excited to eat, packed in a sustainable container, include a vegetable or two, be nut free, maybe even dairy free, oh and foods your kid might actually eat while sitting through a highly distracted, 20 minute lunch rush. It’s amazing they get any food down without chocking, to be honest.
I was tired of this task even before lunchboxes existed for my kids. My kids were just in preschool and once they started having opinions about what goes in their little snack box, I said great, you can help pack it. Some people were appalled when I said my kids filled their boxes. How did you get them to do it? Well first, as I just mentioned, I asked them. Did they just fill it with cookies? No, but I’m sure they wanted to.
Read MoreEvery time the holidays roll around and it comes time to show our loved ones we really know them and we really love them through impossibly thoughtful gifting, why are none of our gift options any good? Everything is too expensive, too cheap, too weird, too basic, too personal, too impersonal, too dumb.
But this holiday, we’ve done all the incredibly time consuming dirty work for you, and found all the correct options for everyone in your life. Except for little kids. You’re on your own with that howling nightmare.
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