The Candidly 2022 Semi-Unhinged Splurge Gift Guide
by Audie Metcalf
But only SEMI unhinged, because we would love to give (and receive) every, single thing on this list. And while everything is sort of extreme or wildly expensive, they’re also strangely practical, even pragmatic in some cases.
But if you’re thinking about buying something for us and sending it along, #1 is our favorite. Please and thank you.
MORE OF OUR 2022 GIFT GUIDES
Sleeper Sizeless Pajamas Set
The most beautiful pajamas ever to grace the earth are also somehow designed to fit almost anyone, so you can’t go wrong.
Dr. Dennis Gross Skincare DRx SpectraLite™ FaceWare Pro
This LED 3-minute mask of terror works to eliminate acne, banish pores, reduce wrinkles, and improve overall texture. Only true beauty hounds will appreciate this ludicrous gift.
Pets So Good Linden Pet Day Bed
Has anything been more beautiful for a dog to ignore because sleeping on a dog bed on the floor is an affront to their very existence? No. Nothing.
Cult Gaia Pearl Bag
This is a GIANT PEARL PURSE. If you don’t know anyone who would lose their mind for this bag, it’s time to expand your friend group.
igourmet French Cheese Subscription Box
Not even that unhinged! 3 gorgeous pieces of French cheese sent to them (you?) each month, with information, wine pairing ideas, and a newsletter. Because don’t we all LOVE a bountiful cheese board, yet none of us actually know squat about cheese?
THE CANDIDLY 2022 GIFT GUIDES
Dr. Barbara Sturm Advent Calendar
Although none of us will admit it, we are jealous when our children pluck some foil-wrapped goodie from their cardboard Advent Calendar. Leave it to this gorgeous skincare brand to create the most lusty, grown-up version ever, complete with a selection of Dr. Sturm’s most loved products and latest innovations.
Estelle Hand-Blown Colored Wine Glasses
No one would ever buy these for themselves but they will think of you every time they take a sip. They sell out nearly instantly during the holidays so jump if they’re still available.
NuFACE Trinity Facial Toning Device
Not unlike the Dennis Gross mask that freaked you out earlier, this “toning” device has thousands upon thousands of rave reviews claiming that the NuFACE actually, gasp, does what it says it will do. It lifts, it tones, it works. We’re jealous of anyone who gets it this year.
Jenni Kayne Cashmere Cocoon Cardigan
You can let someone live out their wildest, Nancy Meyers fantasies in this soft-as-a-horse’s-muzzle cashmere sweater. The price is difficult, but this is the kind of “piece” where you will absolutely hear some squealing upon receipt.
Le Creuset Oval Dutch Oven
It’s the most no-brainer, perfect gift on this entire list. If they don’t have one, they want one. If they have one, they want one in another size. You cannot go wrong. You just have to surreptitiously figure out the right color. Like a game.
Tapper 18K Gold-Plated Brass Airpods Chain
A cord on a cordless airpod. We are really through the looking glass, aren’t we? But THIS cord. It’s so pretty!
Nespresso Gran Lattissima White
So the price is ghastly but think of it this way—in 162 days, it will have paid for itself with all the Starbucks they would have otherwise bought. Isn’t that compelling?
Augustinus Bader The Discovery Duo 30ml
See HERE for our in-depth rant (with before and after photos) about the magic that is Augustinus Bader cream. This is the dream gift for anyone who has no fewer than 78 bottles and tinctures and potions in their bathroom. They will freak. Promise.
Vitamix 5200 Standard
Truly the gold standard in blending, getting someone a Vitamix is certainly a big swing. But every time a kale + pineapple smoothie touches their tongue, they’ll think of your extreme generosity.
MORE 2022 GUIDES FROM THE CANDIDLY
Bearaby Tree Napper Weighted Blanket 15lbs
When all else fails, buy someone a cozy blanket. But a weighted blanket? It’s what dreams are made of. This one is hallucinagenically soft.
UrbanStems Flower Subscription
Customizable to be for a few weeks or a full year, a lovely, fresh, bountiful bouquet will arrive at their doorstep to remind them that you love them. What’s more frivolous and wonderful than flowers? Nothing.
Logo Burberry Logo Text Organic Wool Football Scarf
It’s giving Lenny Kravitz wearing that full-blown blanket a few years ago vibes. But in a chic way.
Audie Metcalf is the Editor-in-chief of The Candidly, and lives in LA with her family. You can find more of her articles here.
At The Candidly, we try a lot of stuff so you don’t have to. We only recommend things we truly love, and that we think you’ll love, too. All products are chosen independently by our creative team, and all details reflect the price and availability of products at the time of publication. If you buy something we link to, The Candidly may earn a commission.
