If You Haven’t Tried This Vibrator Yet, What Are You Doing With Your Life?
If You Haven’t Tried This Vibrator Yet, What Are You Doing With Your Life?
WHAT: The Original Magic Wand
WHY: Yes. Goop just came out with an extremely cute vibrator that looks like an ice cream cone and who doesn’t love their self-love accoutrements to look like creamy, pink, iced treats?
And now here we are recommending this bland, perfunctory power tool. It isn’t cute. It isn’t chic. It isn’t pink. In fact it’s downright ugly and it’s so loud as to be legitimately irritating.
And? It’s the greatest vibrator on earth.
Now, listen. We can’t actually speak for your vagina or its needs. And there are 78 quillion sizes and shapes and speeds of wands and sticks and tiny bullets that hang off necklaces and call themselves jewelry. But if what you’re interested in is less about turning your sex toys into objets d’art, and more about “having an amazing orgasm” then this is the wand for you.
It’s a plug-in, which seems inconvenient, but they’ve experimented with rechargeable wands and the power is compromised. The head is spongy but firm, and there are four speeds maxing out at 6300 rpm! I don’t know how/what to compare that number against, but rest assured, if power is what you’re after, power is what you’ll get.
As a bonus, you can legitimately use it as a back massager and it’s pretty incredible. But you’ll probably be too tired to even attempt it.
Additionally, this is the world’s best gift to give to any woman. Perhaps not your boss, but nearly anyone else. Including you.
They don’t call it magic for nothin.’
PRICE: $70
Technically this product is marketed as massager, but is known and used worldwide as a sex toy. Please use at your own risk.
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