Andrew Scott Is Voicing An Erotic Series And We Almost Broke Our Foot Running To Our Computer To Tell You About It
by The Candidly Team
Andrew Scott is number one on all our of laminated lists, yes? This is just our educated guess after the Hot Priest told us to kneel?
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Ok, so.
First, what the hell are we even talking about?
We just learned of a new app called Quinn. It brilliantly uses well-known voices to narrate erotic stories. And because it was invented by a woman, Caroline Spiegel, the stories are of course, actually good. Well written, smart, and not like “porn for women” which is usually just a man’s idea of porn packaged for us and therefore horrific and embarrassing. No, no. The stories are rich with nuance, the voices extremely seductive. We miiiiight believe the men who are voicing them get…into it? If you catch our drift?
At least, that’s what we’re telling ourselves about their new Andrew Scott-voiced 3-part audio series, The Queen’s Guard.
Here’s a teaser:
It’s good. It’s very, very good. And it’s also written by a woman, Tyler McCall. Because apparently only a woman knows how to write things like this:
We don’t get anything if you download the app and pay 5 bucks to listen. We just felt it was our duty as people with a website to tell you that this exists.
With all the division on social media, it’s kind of sweet that all we needed to come together was Andrew Scott and his luscious accent asking us to open our legs for him.
Pro tip: use headphones.
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